Taishanese

Taishan is a coastal city in the Canton Province bordering famous Foshan, a city known for Wing Chun Kung Fu. Taishan is known for having many immigrants throughtout the world. There is an estimated 1.2 million Taishanese people outside of Taishan with an estimate of 1 million in the city itself.

Some stereotypes of Taishanese people are that they are dirty, hard-working, extremely strong, and own some Carry-Outs.

The Truth Is, They Are True To Some Extent. Reality is though, We Have The Hottest Bitches Alive.

American Man: Hey Can I Get Your Number Tight Cunt Asian?

Taishanese Girl: (Shocked)

Taishanese Man: Watch Your Mouth You White Man!

American Man: Hey, Do You Speak ENGRISH?

Taishanese Man: Bitch Please

Fight Ensues

Taishan Man: Suck My Wang White Man, Look Who Biggie Smalls in Your Mouth Now

Taishanese by ChinkNigga September 10, 2010

Taiwanese Peacock 

When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.

I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.

Taiwanese Peacock by Johnny Spreadcheeks May 7, 2015

Taiwanese hello

As seen in the YouTube video “Spoongebawb”, a Taiwanese hello is when you eat someone’s ass in public

Guy 1-Yo I just ate my girl’s ass in the middle of Central Park

Guy 2-Bro you gave her a Taiwanese hello, I respect it my man

Taiwanese hello by Iamtheman12345 December 22, 2020

Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.

The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Taiwanese Parliament by Austin James April 6, 2004

Taiwanese animation 

A short animated video depicting a news report, often in a humorous way. This format was popularized on Youtube by the Taiwanese animation company Next Media Animation.

Did you see that Taiwanese animation of Justin Bieber vomiting?

That Taiwanese animation of Sarah Palin shooting moose from a helicopter was so funny! LOL!

Taiwanese animation by vv007!!! October 5, 2012

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker 

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money

"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018

Taiwanese Dave 

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.

Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks

Taiwanese Dave by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008