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Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.
Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.
Twitchinese by Shroby April 3, 2007

Taishanese

Taishan is a coastal city in the Canton Province bordering famous Foshan, a city known for Wing Chun Kung Fu. Taishan is known for having many immigrants throughtout the world. There is an estimated 1.2 million Taishanese people outside of Taishan with an estimate of 1 million in the city itself.

Some stereotypes of Taishanese people are that they are dirty, hard-working, extremely strong, and own some Carry-Outs.

The Truth Is, They Are True To Some Extent. Reality is though, We Have The Hottest Bitches Alive.
American Man: Hey Can I Get Your Number Tight Cunt Asian?

Taishanese Girl: (Shocked)

Taishanese Man: Watch Your Mouth You White Man!

American Man: Hey, Do You Speak ENGRISH?

Taishanese Man: Bitch Please

Fight Ensues

Taishan Man: Suck My Wang White Man, Look Who Biggie Smalls in Your Mouth Now
Taishanese by ChinkNigga September 10, 2010

Tanzhinese 

The yomo Zhinese who live in Great Tania .
You Tanzhinese are of great humor
Tanzhinese by CLFBLK September 26, 2023

Te jumelan los tachines

Andalusian slang for "te huelen los pies". In English: "Your Feet Stink"
¡Niño joder, no te quites las zapatillas en el salón!. ¡Te jumelan los tachines!
Fuck Boy, don't take off your sneakers in the living room! Your feet stink!
Te jumelan los tachines by Paco Paco September 23, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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