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Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.
Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.
Twitchinese by Shroby April 3, 2007

Taishanese

Taishan is a coastal city in the Canton Province bordering famous Foshan, a city known for Wing Chun Kung Fu. Taishan is known for having many immigrants throughtout the world. There is an estimated 1.2 million Taishanese people outside of Taishan with an estimate of 1 million in the city itself.

Some stereotypes of Taishanese people are that they are dirty, hard-working, extremely strong, and own some Carry-Outs.

The Truth Is, They Are True To Some Extent. Reality is though, We Have The Hottest Bitches Alive.
American Man: Hey Can I Get Your Number Tight Cunt Asian?

Taishanese Girl: (Shocked)

Taishanese Man: Watch Your Mouth You White Man!

American Man: Hey, Do You Speak ENGRISH?

Taishanese Man: Bitch Please

Fight Ensues

Taishan Man: Suck My Wang White Man, Look Who Biggie Smalls in Your Mouth Now
Taishanese by ChinkNigga September 10, 2010

Tanzhinese 

The yomo Zhinese who live in Great Tania .
You Tanzhinese are of great humor
Tanzhinese by CLFBLK September 26, 2023

Te jumelan los tachines

Andalusian slang for "te huelen los pies". In English: "Your Feet Stink"
¡Niño joder, no te quites las zapatillas en el salón!. ¡Te jumelan los tachines!
Fuck Boy, don't take off your sneakers in the living room! Your feet stink!
Te jumelan los tachines by Paco Paco September 23, 2022