The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and
versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender
Intergalactic Full-Frontal
Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST
IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes'
DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"
No
silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!