Taint it

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.
Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
by PigBat July 20, 2013
mugGet the Taint itmug.

Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.
by sImon mIlligan August 07, 2008
mugGet the Taint On Taintmug.

tainted taint

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016
mugGet the tainted taintmug.

taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!
by Chane. February 01, 2020
mugGet the taintmug.

Taint

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.
by Ace Ball October 18, 2018
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Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole
My taint smells funny
by Female Faggot August 27, 2018
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Taint

the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina
i just licked her taint
by raviisaslut March 12, 2017
mugGet the Taintmug.