9 definitions by Idisownbikesnobs

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 11, 2015

Twit Whistle

Another way of calling someone A Dumbass, A Jerk, A Dick, An Idiot, An Asshole, Rude, Ignorant.

1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!

by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016

Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016

Vaporista

Someone who is an avid vaper. Some who vapes with a vape religiously.
A Cool Vaper.

1. Wow Jimmy stopped smoking he is a vaporista now.

2. Meet my vaporista friend he is a vape enthusiast.

by Idisownbikesnobs October 16, 2021

swass

The clear pasty liquid on the outside of your ass cheeks, that you get from any physical activity or that you get if its too hot outside. (Basically Ass Sweat)

Darla your behind is wet did you shit yourself. No John I didn't I have major swass and its coming through my lululemon yoga pants.

Steve I have so much extra swass today from running the treadmill. I need to grab a shower.

Man I can smell that fat guy on the bus swass from here.

by Idisownbikesnobs October 12, 2016

Bike Snob

A bike snob is a person who will only buy a bike from a bike shop because they think every bike made at a department store is a piece of shit. Bike snobs also tend to put people down when they want or bought a bike from a department store. Bike snobs tend to think that bike shop bikes are more superior to any other bike out there.

1.Don't listen to Bob the bike snob buy your bike from where ever you think you can get the bang for your buck.
2. Jim is being all Bike snobbish again just because I bought my bicycle from walmart.
3. Bike snobs are arrogant fucks and are absolutely ridiculous telling me where to buy my bike from.

by Idisownbikesnobs July 19, 2013

Anal Donut

Other Name for Asshole, Buthole or Spincter.

I'm gonna fuck that bitch deep between the ruts of her Anal Donut.
I like licking the chocolate frosting from between Sarah's Anal Donut

by Idisownbikesnobs June 29, 2017