Someone who has major love affection to a person/object named Taj, Tai, Tay or any other variant.
Tajsexuals also have a strong affection for things connected to Taj.
Leon is always sticking around Taj, is he Tajsexual?
Leon is asking if Taj is coming anytime soon? When the answer is no he cries.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.