Taco Balls

1) A Chalupa that has been rolled up into a ball allow for easy consumption.

2) A word referring to the courage required to eat at Taco Bell

1) Dave: ".... Why?"
Bob: "Don't criticize my taco ball, I only have 2 minutes left for lunch.

2) Dave: "... are you eating five double cheesey beef burritos?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
Dave: "Damn dude. You have some serious taco balls."

by Scrotus McDominus May 19, 2010

taco balls

Taco balls is best described as a male version of the camel toe. It usually occurs on men who love 80's rock, have long hair, and wear tight jeans.

Dude, someone should have told you this 30 yeas ago, but you need to turn down the 80s; you got a serious case of taco balls going on.

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012

Taco Balls supreme

When you’re giving head and sucking the balls while you are wrapped up in the sheets like a burrito

Your mom gave me a Taco balls Supreme last night

by Doodoosweat October 8, 2017

taco ball

An adorable Mexican friend. He's a spicy ball of joy. Definitely one of a kind.

Joe is my taco ball and I adore him.

by Mamakiwi5 July 6, 2018

Ballsack Taco

usually when a chick is really loose or is older. When she is wearing panties and it looks like she could be packin' some heat inside of them. When you pull the panties off and she is so loose you can squeeze both of those taco lips together and it looks like a double double.

you-"I got with this milf last night"
friend-"awesome, how was it?"
you- "it was was amazing! I will never go back to young chicks, I just love it when they have a nice big ballsack taco"

by BST Lover February 3, 2010

Ball Taco

When a man wears pants that are too tight and the seam of those pants where the two legs meet in the middle split your balls leaving one ball on either side, leaving the seam in the middle of the ball taco. Not unlike a male camel toe.

I just sat down and my jeans gave me a ball taco

by Snake88 October 15, 2018

tacobellshitter

when someone TAKES A BIG ASS SHIT after eating taco bell on the floor

i just saw a tacobellshitter inside my house

by anonymous August 5, 2023