tableing
To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day
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Tableing
The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.
Tableing by The Clarkster 27 May 4, 2009
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Tableing
In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.
Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."
Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"
PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"
PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
Tableing by Luke_Prowler July 30, 2010
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Tableing by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021
Tableing
When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.
Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!
Tableing by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025
ping pong tableing
to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
ping pong tableing by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009
Coffee table-ing
The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results
Coffee table-ing by otter89 July 21, 2009
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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