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Table Captain
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Person that sits
on the small
side of the table at a
restaurant
and orders for
everyone
.
On a 4 x 8 table for 7
the person
that sits on the 4 foot side is
the table
captain
by
Blood Spartan
July 20, 2007
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Table Captain
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THE
SICK FUCK
IN
THIRD GRADE
THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY
GOD DAMN
CRAYONS.
im gonna
beat
the shit
outta
the table
captain.
by
That one taco
June 18, 2016
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