twp

Washington Township, Gloucester County, New Jersey

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by something May 13, 2005

TWP

Tit Wank Potential. The potential ability a woman has to perform a tit wank on a mans penis. Usually determined by the size of her breasts.

jon: That girl has some serious TWP!

george: yeah mate, 8 out of 10 TWP

jon: easily

by TariboWest October 23, 2011

twp

A Welsh word (especially valleys)meaning "stupid" or "dull" in the extreme.

Mike drove through the coal drenched miners town with his hands covering his ears. Through the skin on his palms he could hear the screams and jeers of the young girls: "Mikey boy, you're twp as fuck!". It was time to move on.

by Jay Densley January 15, 2003

TWP

Acronym for The Whitewater Pact, an original game idea inspired by the artstyle and gameplay of "Night In The Woods". Currently being developed by OurSaudade.

1.- Hey man, have you heard about TWP?

by VectorWanted February 03, 2021

TWP

Take Warning Podcast

Man 1: Hey have you heard the new episode of TWP?
Man 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

by hmac4338 May 18, 2021

TWP

Texting While Pooping

Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 19, 2009

twp

twp is commonly used to signify "typical white person," however there is a method to utilize this acronym as a confess phrase. "t" is the fifth letter on the phone keypad, "w" is the second, and "p" is the tenth letter or represented by a 0; if we add these three numbers, we get 520; you could think that's a regular number, but in China, this number or these three digits have a particular meaning: "I LOVE YOU."
So, if you secretly love someone, add this to their contact information.

crush: what does "twp" means? and why is that next to my name?
you: dont worry, its just a secret way to love you

by Cowan john February 09, 2023