TWITs

TWITs stands for 'Teenage Women in Their Thirties' and refers to 30-something women who have extended their adolescence, as well as those who, after starting a family, have entered a second teenage lifestage. The poster girls might be Pink, Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.

"Did you see those TWITs at the bar?"

by Wolfwoman September 13, 2009

twit

Bird brained; of low intelligence

"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"

by illused June 10, 2015

twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 06, 2009

twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

by helio88 July 04, 2009

twit

A moron with absolutely no sense.

See also Paris Hilton

by Cheyenne January 04, 2005

Twit

According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person

You twit

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Twit

a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter

a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit

by JJJDorsey February 06, 2011