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Acronym for "thank the flying spaghetti monster". Often used by agnostics, atheists, and other pastafarians instead of saying "thank god".
We made it to the championship round! TTFSM!

TTFSM, she wasn't hurt in the car accident.
TTFSM by truemyth September 24, 2011
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That's That Fat Stuff
When you DRINK the leftover barbecue sauce...TTFS.

When you take a doggie bag home from an all-you-can-eat buffet...TTFS
TTFS by dreaneor September 22, 2010
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TTFSM ttfm TGFSM TTFSU TFSMF ttfgmm Ttfmftg Ttism TTSM ttsmb
Time to Fuck Shit Up. Can be used in any situation where you are about to began fucking shit up.
Football player before game: TTFSU BITCHES!
Bro about to party the night away: TTFSU!
Dude about to do fun shit: TTFSU!
TTFSU by aHink June 28, 2010
TFSMF = Thanks For Sharing MotherF@(#€R!

It's more edgy than TFS. And, if someone is offended, you can claim that MF represents, "My Friend."
Via Text:

Reggie: "Hey bro, I just sharted, LOL!"

Lionel: "TFSMF."

Reggie: "Hey dude, it's not chill to call me a mothereffer!"

Lionel: "MF means My Friend. It's all good big homie!"
TFSMF by WorldFamous13 September 21, 2013

tyfsmwiltbh

This is used by the Dream smp fandom to make others cry. It means 'thank you for showing me what it's like to be human' said by Slime is Quackity's lore video right before he died.
Person 1: tyfsmwiltbh
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: if you know, you know
Person 3: *cries*
tyfsmwiltbh by The-Better-Hannah November 29, 2021
This place is awesome ttfm!
ttfm by A-weeeesome June 2, 2010
Ta Ta For Now, which means "until later" or "see you later". Primarily used in Internet chat or text messaging.
Hey I finished work. Gotta log off. ttfm
ttfm by johnyBG November 1, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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