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toss a salad 

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.
This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.
toss a salad by John Monroe March 10, 2005

Toss A Salad 

v. To pack a bowl using 2 or more people's weed combined.
"That was great, what was it?"
"We tossed a salad with Jamie and Sarah's weed."
Toss A Salad by callinghome November 2, 2004

toss a salad 

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now
toss a salad by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016

Toss Her Like A Salad 

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.
Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.
Toss Her Like A Salad by VoidVRA October 5, 2013

Lifes a salad and ima toss it 

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it