TONICed

When your friend is too sauced and they ask you to buy them another drink, order a tonic water with lime. Tastes foul like alcohol, but doesn’t make them further lose motor control. Order two to really get them - they’ll think that they’re the coolest one in the bar and you’ll get a good laugh.

“Nothing like waking up and realizing you were toniced!”

“We need to tonic her right now”

by Monz Baby June 20, 2021

hot topiced

when you suddenly find yourself surrounded by wannabe emos sporting the lastest clothing labeled with the cartoon charecters from years past. you can usually spot some one who has been "hot topiced" when the person is obviously trying to be unique, but looks just as shitty as the last shmuck who walked into the store.

"whoa man, what happened to mary? i never knew she owned so much black.....or had so many peircings"

"its too late for her now, shes been hot topiced."

by Laura Tibblez February 23, 2010

Tonied

Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned

Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.

by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005

tonied

getting so drunk that one pukes till blood vessels burst in one's eyes

Anthony got so tonied last night that he woke up with scabs on his eyes and vomit in his shower.

by Daniel Zeve March 29, 2005