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To school for cool
To smart to be cool. Recently adopted by nerds/geeks who are comfortable being such. Does not apply to other forms of nerdiness or geekiness ie gaming and glee club.
Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".
Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".
Nerd: I hate being uncool.
Geek: We're to school for cool.
Gamer geek: So am I!!
Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.
Geek: We're to school for cool.
Gamer geek: So am I!!
Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.
To school for cool by 2School4Cool May 14, 2011
Back To School Blues
The feeling one gets when as the holiday draws to the end and people start to remind eachother of the coming school days, people wonder where the time went and dread that they have forgotten everthing.
example) A:"Hey man can you believe the holidays are over? i mean where did the time go?"
B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
Back To School Blues by Mikoneo January 4, 2012
Back to school
Jamie went to the store to get some good! Jamie also realized the {back to school} sign was up
Jamie ran.
Jamie ran.
Back to school by Gabby parker August 22, 2019
Back to school
The phrase you dread seeing most in the summer holidays when you go into town for uniform shopping. Why on earth should stores torture you with a reminder that schools just a few weeks away?
Back to school by sangajin August 15, 2007
Back to school necklace
A back to school necklace is another name for a noose. This is due to the utter despair you feel when school starts back up again
School started yesterday and I just couldn't take the pain anymore so I bought a back to school necklace.
Back to school necklace by Phasmid9 October 13, 2016
Back to school shits
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
Back to school shits by null793 September 25, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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