TLS Syndrome 

The act of being a pompous asshole while living the most humbling life. A common symptom is the inability to learn from getting your ass handed to one's self .

Hailey has came down with the TLS syndrome . She's going to hit rock bottom if she doesn't ingest this humble pie .

TLS Syndrome by Rock-bottom 642 May 2, 2025

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS) by ejo10 January 6, 2012