Tissues

A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.

D: I can't handle the stress! I'm too busy!

T: STFU, Tissues. Take it like a man.

D: *sniffles*

by The _ Knowledge November 20, 2010

Tissues

We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

Tissues

Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.

"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."

by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007