Tiny horse 

(verb) To own. Similar to pwn in geek speak.

Oh, man. You just got tiny horsed!

Tiny horse by digiNic, Nikoli Habi Boulan October 21, 2008

tiny horse 

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

tiny horse by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

Riding the tiny horse 

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

Riding the tiny horse by Stormplum June 22, 2021

Leonard the tiny horse 

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.

I love Leonard the tiny horse.
YES

Leonard the tiny horse by LargeBanana September 30, 2023