Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter for Gillian and the Tidestriders, Paramount Champion, Slayer of Evil, Definistrator of the Adulterers, Horse Tamer, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Fish, Dirt Eater, Beater of Ass, Eater of Grass, Fishie. (As of March 2022.)
A great hero played by Charlie Slimecicle on the DnD podcast Just Roll With It.