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Foredom
The feeling of dread one gets, knowing they are about to engage in an 'activity' that will bore them to tears and have no way to get out of it.
...and then I ate the bowl
Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.
Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"
Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."
Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."
Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."
Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"
Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."
Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."
Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."
Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"
...and then I ate the bowl by Thousand March 30, 2009
arabian sunglasses
A derivative of the better-known "Arabian Goggles", in which the skin of the perpetrator's nut sack is pulled down over the victim's eyes far enough that the victim is able to just barely see light through it.
arabian sunglasses by Thousand June 13, 2005
Interbeastial Fagottism
A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.
Horrendous.
Horrendous.
Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.
Interbeastial Fagottism by Thousand June 13, 2005