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THE skin

I hope this hotel has a gym.

Oh, that would be THE skin.
by sorelea October 11, 2008
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the skin fic

a disgusting fanfiction written for the pairing of dan howell and phil lester (phan) in which phil gets a sunburn and dan then proceeds to eat phil's skin and give him a handjob
"So I heard Dan and Phil read the skin fic in their new video. They were so grossed out, they didn't finish it."
"I bet it's nasty."
by XxXsuppertrekkXxX November 19, 2013
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The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020
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rip the skin

Something which can happen if a man pulls on his dick too hard.

Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it; sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!
by bonespook November 8, 2019
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suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
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by the skin of your teeth

By a very narrow margin; barely
The criminals have escaped from prison by the skin of your teeth
by pablonguyen6694 January 2, 2018
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play the skin flute

"did she play your skin flute?"
by alex July 16, 2004
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