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The Thirst 

An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. Where a male or female does anything for a the opposite sex because they are yearning for attention or sex. Only way to be cured is to get what they are desperately needing. Seems incurable tho..
"Yo, you see how he on her.. the thirst." or "Man he been hitting me up like crazy saying he want me... he is so thirsty (the thirst)"
The Thirst by trayvillain November 6, 2011
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The Thirst 

The one hoe (or man-slut) who will do anything to get laid, or even touched, by another. They are THE thirst. It lives within many, but usually, there's one embodiment of the sickness that really wants it. For people of the same gender, the thirst is an embarrassment (because, of course, the thirst gives a blow to the integrity of their gender). For those desired by the thirst, it is a plague. Do not catch the plague! Ignore the thirst!
The Thirst: Unghh, I laid Richard, Tim, and Peter at the hotel! It was sooo amazing!

Normal Girl: Bitch, please! Pipe the fuck down!

Normal Guy: I don't want the thirst! Get yo' STD's and salivating mouth away from me!
The Thirst by Amaterasu_Wolf August 31, 2013

the thirst 

what a female or male has for someone; wanting sex and/or oral sex to quench thirst
A man texts a woman, wanting to meet up later.

Woman tells friend, "He's got the thirst girl..."
the thirst by Sandslash101 October 4, 2010

the thirst 

The mysterious force that carries a man from 3 to 20 beers.
"Bro, how did we get pissed on a Wednesday night?"

"We got the thirst"

"Oh right, CURSES!"
the thirst by The real Mr. Funk April 9, 2008

The Thirst 

John sure likes to drink alcohol, he must have the thirst.
The Thirst by Heyhohe April 13, 2022

the thirst is real 

When the "thirst" is in fact a reality. See "thirst"
I'm 'bout to hit up ma bitches. The thirst is real!
the thirst is real by stefster3 October 31, 2013

The Thirst Quencher 

When you get a friend and make them piss in a bottle and you choose a friend to chug the piss
Yo dude wanna try The Thirst Quencher shits gonna be fun
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