An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. Where a male or female does anything for a the opposite sex because they are yearning for attention or sex. Only way to be cured is to get what they are desperately needing. Seems incurable tho..

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

The one hoe (or man-slut) who will do anything to get laid, or even touched, by another. They are THE thirst. It lives within many, but usually, there's one embodiment of the sickness that really wants it. For people of the same gender, the thirst is an embarrassment (because, of course, the thirst gives a blow to the integrity of their gender). For those desired by the thirst, it is a plague. Do not catch the plague! Ignore the thirst!

what a female or male has for someone; wanting sex and/or oral sex to quench thirst

The mysterious force that carries a man from 3 to 20 beers.