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THE TECHNIQUE 

part 1 thumb in twist slap grab slap slap slice dice twice pound cream
part 2 to win the race cum on the face
part 3 suck the feet then beat the meat
part 4 then repeat
part 5 let her ride then cum inside

part 6 eat that pussy and then that bussy
part 7 she likes it rough with them handcuffs

part 8 she will must for this penis crust
part 9 make her squirt then eat it for dessert

part 10 shit on the chest and then motorboat that breast
YO JOE I did the technique on Britney last night however, Xander had to join in for part 6.
THE TECHNIQUE by mrpoggersman November 16, 2021
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The Technique 

A system perfected by JP for the oral pleasure of a woman. involved "stirring the pussy with a finger" and giving the clit a "blow job."
Damn, JP did the technique on that woman and almost knocked her out. She came so hard, her head turned purple and her pussy pucker for an hour.
The Technique by Zinger May 14, 2003

THE TECHNIQUE PART 2 

PART 11 - SHE WILL BEG FOR THIS SMEG

PART 12 - SMASH HER IN THE SUITE WITH YOUR MEAT

PART 13 - HIT THAT BUMPER AND THEN PUMP HER

PART 14 - SHOW YOUR POWER WITH A GOLDEN SHOWER

PART 15 - IT WILL BE A DUB WHEN YOU JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

PART 16 - YOU'LL BE IN A HURRY TO SMASH THAT FURRY

PART 17 - SHE WILL COMPLY FOR THAT CREAMPIE

PART 18 - MAKE HER SOGGY WITH THAT DOGGY

PART 19 - EAT THAT BOOTY BECAUSE IT TASTES FRUITY

PART 20 - YOU'LL BE GETTING HAIRY WITH THAT MISSIONARY
YO JOE I did the technique part 2 on Britney last night however, that furry from down the street had to join in for part 16
THE TECHNIQUE PART 2 by mrpoggersman December 12, 2021

sweat the technique 

hating on someone cause they do something better then you
Don't sweat the technique. yom sayin?
sweat the technique by mark ca April 25, 2006

Don't sweat the technique 

Just don't fucking sweat it and u'll be good
Zach: dude i fucking sweated the technique!
Alex: wtf, how did u do tht i thouht u were black
Zach: ik dude i though i was to
Alex: w/e just Don't sweat the technique

The Roundabout Technique 

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.
Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".
The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.
The Breloom Technique by The_Lorax February 4, 2014
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