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the recycler 

The act of unrolling the toilet paper, wiping your ass with it, and then rolling it back up. Usually at somebody else's house and possibly after dropping an upper decker.
Aaron isn't allowed here ever again. I used the bathroom after he left and found a shitty surprise hidden in the paper roll. He hit me with the recycler and got dookie all on my fingers.
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the Recycler's Wipe 

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.
Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.
the Recycler's Wipe by Haywood J. January 24, 2010

The Recycled Cosmopolitan 

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.
-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!

TheRecycleMen

TRM is the best tv show you will ever watch they are three stupid cunts who wanted to make a channel in 3/2/2022.
one of the men from TRM is Azzagames he invented the name after 1 hour of thinking and brain storming.
he looked at his coke bottle and saw recycle on his coke bottle and then they came up with it TheRecycleMen. also known as TRM TheRetardedMen TheRealMen The... i dont fucking know any more but they are yet to grow bigger and bigger.
TheRecycleMen lol

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026