the old

An adjective used to describe something very good or very bad. The noun is not necessarily old.

You slept with the old best friend sister eh?

by Devin McKay January 28, 2008

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.

Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019

the old in-out in-out

1. Copulation. Best said by Alex, of A Clockwork Orange.

1. "No time for the old in-out in-out, love. Just came to check the meter."

by Ramblin' Rose September 5, 2006

The Old Zazzoo

a way of saying stealing or shoplifting.

i saw a watch i wanted, but it was $800 so i just gave it the old zazzoo

by SweetDoggyM August 27, 2016

The Old Nite

The RuneScape account name of a high-ranking, recently deceased player. According to his sister, he has recently died from a two month battle with bowel cancer. The Old Nite was well known for being a friendly player that would generously help players out in need of help. A lot of comments are made on his good nature and kindness. Many people have forum signatures or blurbs showing recognition to him and his death.

The Old Nite is a RuneScape player.

by xX_Fr0st July 10, 2006

the old nite

One of the greatest Runescape players to have ever lived. Sadly, he recently died due to cancer. This was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. His death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. He was far greater than Zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and The Old Nite was a kind, helpful person.

Rest in peace, The Old Nite, we all miss you.

by p00flake July 16, 2006