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Mac is the byproduct of Bruce and Jen (aka. swamp thing). Mac starred in "Mac and me" in 1988, but has been seen in the northeast from time to time. MAC comes with extra onions, cheese and mayo. Bruce is a strong man for dealing with mac. ..
Wow, look at mac, that thing is fucked up...
The Mac by ownd August 11, 2004
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Bad hoes in the Mac
The Mac by Woxkeshia May 14, 2023

The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
The Mac Eject Noise by Sithspitz November 8, 2011

The Mac Attack

Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac
"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."
The Mac Attack by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009

the mac dubbel 

A hoe who sucks cock on Roblox makes up her age acts like a pussy but she's only in 5th grade a Roblox gang banger who hangs out at gdk city will sell her pussy for 5 dollars will eat dick/pussy for clout

~~~~~~~if this gets popular I will be willing to sell her 50$ per hour have a great day

Made by owner Nasty_bandz
Did you see that SLUT THE MAC DUBBEL

The mac daddy 

Smack the MAC

to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.
Smack the MAC by marv3000 January 12, 2020
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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