THE JENSEN

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

THE JENSEN

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb

by andy tran March 23, 2003

the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala

a working faith

by junior February 12, 2004

The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.

I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.

by evamilroy. November 29, 2007

Sunk the Jensen

Or Sinking the Jensen. In an effort to show a lady you are fond of, your great level of affection and you are shot down. You have sunk the Jensen

Bill: hey Nick, what happen to asking out Sally?
Nick: I Sunk the Jensen

by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014

The jepsen

Another word for the female vagina.

Jimmy: Johnson, I sure would love to L her V... You know, munch time, in the jepsen.

by unclesilky June 12, 2007

The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018