The Dylan

during sex the guy yells "who's the boss?" then punches the girl in the face saying "dylan's the boss!"

I gave my girlfriend The Dylan last night.

by smiley1440 October 4, 2008

The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008

The Dylan

The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room

Son: Daddy, grandad did the dylan with me last night
father: ...

by Piraven's mum yarlini May 3, 2022

The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008

The Dylan Effect

when you date dylan and you lose all of your clout afterwards

That girl was super popular before, but after she broke up with dylan she got hit with the dylan effect and became irrelevant

by cloutsplenda February 21, 2018

The Dylan Effect

Any pussy Dylan touches automatically stank.

Damn man, did you smell that girls pussy?
Yeah must've been touched by Dylan, you heard of The Dylan Effect?

by the man dan lan February 28, 2022

The Dylan Spejna

The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.

Taylor wanted the d, So i just did the dylan spejna to pleasure her.

by The all knower December 9, 2012