a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

The Dylan by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008

The Dylan

The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room

Son: Daddy, grandad did the dylan with me last night
father: ...

The Dylan by Piraven's mum yarlini May 3, 2022

The Dylan

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

The Dylan by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008

The Dylan Effect

when you date dylan and you lose all of your clout afterwards

That girl was super popular before, but after she broke up with dylan she got hit with the dylan effect and became irrelevant

The Dylan Effect by cloutsplenda February 21, 2018

The Dylan Effect

Any pussy Dylan touches automatically stank.

Damn man, did you smell that girls pussy?
Yeah must've been touched by Dylan, you heard of The Dylan Effect?

The Dylan Effect by the man dan lan February 28, 2022

The Dylan Spejna

The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.

Taylor wanted the d, So i just did the dylan spejna to pleasure her.

The Dylan Spejna by The all knower December 9, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026