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The Bowser 

When one man comes behind another placing a hand in front(but not on) his balls, using the other hand to grab his ass causing him to hump forward. If this works the guy will scoot right into a nutgrab.
The Bowser was done to me me and it felt good.
The Bowser by Jon Lorden January 25, 2008

The bowlers grip 

Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.
Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.

The Bowler 

The sexual act of sticking your middle and ring finger into a girls’ vagina while your thumb massages her clitoris like you were sticking your hand into a bowling ball.
Man Tom was good before, but when he gave me the bowler I just screamed strike.
The Bowler by The Bowler July 24, 2007

The Bowser 

This bitch was rubbin on me so good I said "Give me the Bowser"
The Bowser by filaphil October 3, 2016

boinked in the bonkers 

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.
Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.
boinked in the bonkers by Birn June 11, 2006

The Bowmer's Sock 

Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !
Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.

OR.....

Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.
The Bowmer's Sock by Lizelly McJunior September 20, 2010