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the 9 aka London Ontario (519)

is a shitty ass city with nothing to do but shop, London is basically Toronto gone wrong X15. The 9 is over ran with emos and sluts and 9 girls...if you don’t know what a 9 girl is search up Livonsaturday on YouTube or sound cloud
we not from the 6 we from the 9 ayo
The 9 by nine god November 11, 2017
This is referring to El Paso tx, which is also called the 915. As Khalid once said, “from the city of the nine one five. Where the girls are pretty and they’re down for the hype.” Some people even call it the nine fifteen.
“I heard that guy came from the 9” “oh you mean the nine one five?”
The 9 by Madmen47 March 19, 2022
Referring to a weapon using 9mm ammunition.
“Hey wanna go shoot the 9 later?”
The 9 by Mmmmmmph July 30, 2021
if Ja'mall got it, get the fuck out. you ain't gonna make it.
OP gun, end of story.
Jit pulled the 9 on the teacher yesterday. It was crazy bro.
the 9 by a ladder on a stuff April 17, 2022
Typically used as gangster slang, it means a gun chambered in 9mm, for example: a Sub-machine gun, a Pistol
A dude: YO if you mess with me, imma pull out the 9
Another dude: Woah, calm down! I get it, i won't
The 9 by That Jamal dude April 24, 2022

The 9 idiots who ruined my life

It was stray kids. All of stray kids. Woojin, Chan, Minho, Changbin, hyunjin, jisung, Felix, seungmin, and Jeongin. Our 9 idiots 💓
me: uwu the 9 idiots who ruined my life are stray kids 🥰

The 9/11 

When you’re with your bois and someone got a boner and you punch that shit and it go limp like the twin tower collapsing
LMAO he just got the 9/11
The 9/11 by Mattortega11 October 3, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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