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When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"
"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

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Jan 22 Word of the Day
Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020
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When you have sex in a police car, a fire truck, and an ambulance all in the same night
Me and my girl wanted to try something really crazy, so last night, we did the 911
by jv4life_13 October 17, 2011
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A sex positions in which the man has to ram 2 tall New York women and make them both collapse in 5 minutes
Hey you wanna try The 911?
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by End my existance December 21, 2020
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