Skip to main content

~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|

You fell down the same path of boredom as me.
I'm so bored. *types ~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|* My life sucks.

~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|\]=-['/;p09ol.,ki87ujmnhy65tgbvfr43edcxsw21qaz`

It's my first time seeing the same crazy person like me...
~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|\=-'/;p09ol.,ki87ujmnhy65tgbvfr43edcxsw21qaz` congrats

`1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-[']=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+| 

Pinch the person who typed this. FAST! They're about to fall asleep in class.
Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: Wake up! (Pinches her)
Maya: Whaat! Oh, Sorry.

`1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-[']=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+| 

If someone types this, call an ambulance and don't let go. They will kill themselves from boredom.
Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022