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Short for Temporarily Embarrassed Aristocrat. This can mostly be applied to lay members of the Tea Party who have had it beaten into their brains by fox news that anything even remotely 'Socialist' or 'Left Wing' is evil, anti-American and unpatriotic.

These folks also believe that taxing the 'Job Creators' will kill the economy further despite the fact that due to numerous loopholes and tax breaks, many of these 'Job Creators' bay ZERO federal or state taxes. All of this is public record. Just look at the profits and tax returns of the top 20 corporations in America for your proof.

Lastly, a T.E.A. believes that by allowing the real Aristocrats to walk all over them, that they too will become part of the elite...but, like the so-called American Dream, it is just that: A dream. Many are also doing it for the sake of playing the FYIGM card. This term originates from a quote by John Steinbeck.
person 1: "Do those T.E.A. folks realize they're being used?"

person 2: "Some of them don't care all that much. Those folks would do this just to spite anything or anyone that disagrees with them."

"Socialism never took off in America because the workers there see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." -John Steinbeck
T.E.A. by Grey Buddhist October 2, 2011

S.T.E.A.L. 

A little-known term used in the U.S military, typically used in the U.S. Marine Corps which stands for Strategically Taking Equipment to Another Location. It is a term used to justify taking something that doesn't really belong to you when questioned by a superior who feels the action is immoral. STEALing most likely oocurs while on deployment to a far away country.
Situation dictates use:
1) A marine STEALing toilet paper from another unit's bathroom (head) in order to meet his unit's hygenical needs= Good
2) A Marine STEALing a DVD player from the (PX) Post Exchange= Shoplifting,which is bad (unless there is an acronym for "SHOPLIFT" which would justify taking something from a place where people normally purchase goods in exchange for money)
Marine to battle buddy: "After that unit over there leaves their tent for duty, I'm going to S.T.E.A.L. a sleeping bag to make up for the one that was taken from me." (Remember, there is only one thief in the Marine Corps; Everyone else is trying to get their shit back)

C.R.E.A.T.E.D. 

Growing up in the world slowly and painfully but a great reward at the end
John said, "This Acronym that doesn't stand for what its definition is explains my life, C.R.E.A.T.E.D."

"Nah man, you haven't had a painful time growing up, you have had good grades, awesome friends, and amazing relationships," said Billy

"True. then i say it more like D.E.D.," John, finishing the conversation with the annoying Billy.
C.R.E.A.T.E.D. by Darklubed64 August 10, 2017

E.A.T.E.R. Hole

Easy access taint rub hole.

1. A hole in a pair of pants located on or near the taint, allowing for easy access for a taint rub.
Is Sean going to hang out with Genny today, if he does he better wear his E.A.T.E.R. Hole pants
E.A.T.E.R. Hole by BiggJon July 21, 2007

S.T.E.A.L. 

The act of Strategically Transferring Equipment to an Alternate Location. Usually done by the U.S. Military and it's many branches, mainly the U.S. Navy and Marine corps, however any nation, sovereign or otherwise, can do this.
The United States of America is able to S.T.E.A.L. a lot of equipment due to their insane defense budget and vast stupidity that usually works.
S.T.E.A.L. by Astral_Starfall November 21, 2023

T H E G R E A T T R I A L 

Comrade what are you waiting for the T H E G R E A T T R I A L awaits