A little-known term used in the U.S military, typically used in the U.S. Marine Corps which stands for Strategically Taking Equipment to Another Location. It is a term used to justify taking something that doesn't really belong to you when questioned by a superior who feels the action is immoral. STEALing most likely oocurs while on deployment to a far away country.
Situation dictates use:
1) A marine STEALing toilet paper from another unit's bathroom (head) in order to meet his unit's hygenical needs= Good
2) A Marine STEALing a DVD player from the (PX) Post Exchange= Shoplifting,which is bad (unless there is an acronym for "SHOPLIFT" which would justify taking something from a place where people normally purchase goods in exchange for money)

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

A good deal (marketing)

Steal, or rather S.T.E.A.L. Means to "Stratigically Transport Equipment to an Alternate Location"

To punch someone

1. to take someone else's belongings
2. the updated version, or slang that replaced "sneak", which means to punch someone in the face.

1. to take something that does not belong to you (see to jack, to bite)
2. to punch--hard, usually in the face