T.A.M.

Marilyn: "Oh my god some random guy came up to me and used the shittiest pick-up line I've ever heard! I didn't know what to do! I just stood there!"

Nancy: "T.A.M."

Marilyn: "Tell me about it!!"

T.A.M. by Rax1134 October 10, 2009

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T.A.M.

TAM is short for "Typical Andy Move". This is used when someone does something considered annoying or inconsiderate, or otherwise dick-ish. Most of the time it is used to describe actions performed by Andy.

In rare situations, one can use "TAM" to describe an action of another friend when they act like Andy.

"Wow Andy just made us wait for 15 minutes outside his house, T.A.M."
"Andy just started another game of dota when he said he would play with us, what a TAM."
"Andy just vetoed my fantasy trade for no reason.... TAM."
"Wow why did Andy make me read this terrible manga? TAM."
"Andy made me book a ticket to New Orleans and then he canceled to go hang out with his other friends. Man what a TAM."
"Chris was being such a dick today, it was almost a TAM."

T.A.M. by That Andy September 5, 2014

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T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008