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girls use this when they're talking bout Time Of the Month which is shortened to TOM!
Girl 1: ah T.O.M. has just payed me a visit
Girl 2: T.O.M. is hurtin me da bastatrd!!!
T.O.M. by Laura Booth December 9, 2008
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"Time Of Month" ~A descreet way to speak of one's period.
Kari: TOM came today... TOM's such a bitch!
Emily: We had to fuck in the shower cuz TOM was here! Lets go make out now!
Kari: Okay, teehee!
T.O.M. by EmilyJayne February 21, 2005
time of the month/period
WHOA!! yesterday i had my T.O.M.
T.O.M by eddiedenson June 25, 2008
T.O.M is a definition for a girls period, her "time of month". It's both a way to keep it private, but let others know if it's needed.
Girl 1: "OMG T.O.M came today, I about screamed."
Girl 2: "Oh I'm sorry, hope he doesn't visit me too soon."
T.O.M by Mother Nature's Gift July 19, 2010
hey yeah shorty has t.o.m. visted you anything soon
t.o.m by the orignal curlz December 14, 2003
Stands for Totally Obedient Moron. A tool that is heavily dependent on direct instruction and information input/ A person whose ability to think independantly for the interest of their own survival is in other words, handicapped.
Do not overuse the calculator in an exam, it is a T.O.M.
T.O.M. by Luigin December 22, 2020
T.O.M is the greatest discord bot ever made. It has so many unique features like social credit system (wow, so cool), random chinese gifs (+99999 social credits), command that responds with pong (omg, ive never seen a command like this in any other discord bot), random Confucius quotes (cool ig, it has too many hard words to understand) and a command that sends a dm to someone (very useful)
Ive recently added T.O.M to my discord server, i can dm my friends using it (incredible).

Thank you, Cheredun, for creating this Tireless Obedient Machine (T.O.M).
T.O.M by Prolegas August 26, 2022
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