T Jizz 

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.

Hey T Jizz!! What's up?

T Jizz by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

T Jizz 47 

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

T Jizz 47 by Laujee May 15, 2025

Don't give me no jizz 

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

Don't give me no jizz by Black Bowler October 7, 2010

T Jizzle 

Someone who likes to make innapropriate wack-off gestures at teachers and gets caught

T Jizzle: i cant believe what Mrs. B did to me.

Austin: you should totally flip her off.

T Jizzle: No. even better (ejaculation gesture)

Teacher: Thomas!!

T Jizzle by austin090394 April 24, 2011

T jizzy 

When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )

All i did last night was T jizzy and then my mom walked in on me

T jizzy by huckle berry February 19, 2025