Szatny

the absolute definition of an awesome person

I want to be a Szatny when I grow up!

by Thomas Clearview January 14, 2011

spatny

To be identified as the coolest person ever. To have an obsession with animal print-like things. To be associated with Mikers.

Also known as Spatters, Spatter Batter, Special K, and Sputnig

"Oh man, did you see that cool chick over there?"

"You mean Spatny?"

by kspatters February 23, 2009