System 32 

One of the most critical components of any computer. It houses most of the applications that your computer needs to operate. Generally, if modified in any way (except with the help of an I.T. guy) it will cause your computer not to work. This often comes up when someone is in a forum asking for technical support. Someone may suggest deleting System 32, which would cause the computer to become useless. There are also numerous spam emails, suggesting that they have "found" a virus in System 32, promting a deletion of a certain file.

Q. My computer has been running really slow lately. What can I do to speed it up?

A. Delete System 32. Worked for me.

or, in an email,

WARNING! WE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF A VIRUS IN SYSTEM 32. PLEASE DELETE THIS VIRUS: (Insert file name)

System 32 by zoke June 10, 2009

System 32 

A deadly virus that will destroy your computer in 1 minute! Quick! If you see it anywhere in your files, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!

Person A: "Delete system 32! It's a deadly virus!"
Person B: "Ok!" *deletes it*
Person B: "WHAT THE FUCK! MY COMPUTER WON'T TURN ON!"

System 32 by wetdiarrhoeapoop August 11, 2021

System 32 

It is an important folder that contains important files for Windows to Work, and deleting them would kill your PC

I'M GOING TO FUCKIN' KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS BY REMOVING SYSTEM 32 FAT BITCH

System 32 by DatMinecraftboi10 March 29, 2023

delete system 32 

Delete System 32 is the most common answer when someone, usually a gamer, asks for help on what to do in some situation. Can also be used when someone is so toxic or shitty at a game that they need to delete their operating system to get rid of their shit stain of an existence to stop smelling online.

Some Minecraft player: "What's the command for creative mode?"
Some 9 year old: "delete system 32 lolool le troll"

Cod player: "dud u fukin suck m8 delete system 32 trash kid livin in ur moms basement"
Person Living in Mom's Basement: "......shut up"
Someone on a forum: "hey man delete system 32 it make ur pc go faster.
A poor, naive young one: Proceeds to flush hundreds of dollars down the drain.

delete system 32 by This isn't my real name June 23, 2014

system32 

Delete it, it will be fun

"im gonna go delete system32 off my computer"
"really? go ahead"

system32 by wouldntyouliketoknowandsuch January 28, 2008

System32 

A folder that should be deleted if you want to make your computer run much faster. It can easily be found by using the windows search function. Only works with Window OS. Try it!

Tard: I just deleted the System32 folder and now my computer runs much faster.

System32 by PRiCKSTER44 April 1, 2010

system32 

a folder with over 20 FUCKING GIGABYTES of useless shit that lags up your computer. its like trying to run with a 30 pound weight on your back. DELETE IT.

newfag: wuts dis system32 thing??
me: useless ass shit.
newfag: but it says its important.
me. THATS BULLSHIT.

system32 by chainsawguy300 February 9, 2012