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A slow moving, irritable person. Generally used to describe the elderly. ie: syrupy old men
"Hey Erick, check out that syrupy old man eyeing those porn mags"
Syrupy by mike culhane December 19, 2007

Syrupy Wand 

A Canadian penis wet from arousal.
Your majesty, your syrupy wand has left a mark on your royal robe.
Syrupy Wand by joe von retro July 15, 2011

syrupy persuasion 

The act of stripping to the buff and pouring copious quantities of maple syrup on one's body, generally for the purpose of seduction.
When asked how he would convince Mexico to wall off the border, he replied "syrupy persuasion" with a sumptuous smile.

Syrupy Pancake 

A sexual reference to the female reproductive organ. Commonly used in Arizona as just "pancake"
I bet she's got a nice syrupy pancake...

syrup shits 

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth
Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits
syrup shits by Dasyrup June 8, 2016

Gaple Syrup 

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.
Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?
Gaple Syrup by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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