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Smsc by SexualPeditor69 November 16, 2019
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Short for System Control. It truly means an utter waste of life, oxygen, space and time. Where someone is assigned with no other purpose but to just take space.

A. Lincoln
I'd rather be on a currency that cost more to manufacture that waste my life on SYSCON. Abraham Lincoln.
SYSCON by Watch Chief May 24, 2017
Dude go SYMC
SYMC by The Halal Shagin Wagin April 30, 2014

syscoing 

Syscoing- Selling Sysco products to the general public from a restaurant to go.
As a result of CDC Guidelines that closed many restaurant dining rooms and other establishments to prevent the spread of the coronavirus in 2020, many cities allowed restaurants to sell food items from the menu including entrees and mixed drinks to-go outside of the establishment. As hoarding of staples including fresh eggs, meat, milk, potatoes and other staples left supermarket shelves bare, restaurants began to take up the slack by selling Sysco brand products to the general public.
Texas Roadhouse is syscoing ground beef, ribeyes, potatoes, eggs, milk and frozen breaded seafood today while supplies last. Sadly they aren't offering toilet paper or paper towels
syscoing by Tray in Corpus March 23, 2020
suck your mums sweaty fanny flaps
symsff by yhyhyjyhyhyhthyhththt February 5, 2023

Samscale 

Samscale is a measure of effort or difficulty. Samscale is near infinity. It is equal to the possibility of Sam not complaining for an entire day, which is near impossible.
In a scale from one to samscale how difficult is this task.
Samscale by Samscale May 8, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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