Syllabus Day 

The first day of an academic term at most high schools and colleges. On this day, a typical class lasts no more than twenty minutes and involves nothing more than reading the syllabus. Due to this, many students will attend class exceedingly hung over on this day.

Jeff: Dude, you don't look so good. Did you get trashed last night?
Steve: Yeah, but it's okay because it's Syllabus Day.

Syllabus Day by steveo2 October 22, 2012