Swordplay is the act of engaging in a duel-like conversation where you try to outsmart your opponent with witty remarks and counter-moves, while your opponent tries the same. This is often during an argument or involuntary.
"Your arguments are those of an dairyfarmer!"
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."
by Mill Wilkinson August 23, 2013
This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.
Also see sword fighting.
Also see sword fighting.
by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004
by James "Big Dog" Vann July 27, 2007
Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.
Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.
by Lugia2468 July 6, 2020
A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
by Ben Dover Hugh April 30, 2020