The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.
Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!
Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!
Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!
Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
by Great Blue Heron September 22, 2008
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