The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.
Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!
Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!
Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!
Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008
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A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.
"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."
This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."
This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.
This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."
This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.
by Visiblemode July 31, 2013
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Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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Get the Shopportunity mug.n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.
Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"
Mark: "No, what did it entail?"
Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."
Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."
Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."
Mark: "No, what did it entail?"
Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."
Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."
Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."
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