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Swoodledupe
/s’w’u:d^’ldu:’p/
swoo-duhl-doop
verb (used with object)
swoo-dle-duped, swoo-dle-dup-ing
1. To scam, swindle, or sham with deception of such an extreme magnitude that the victim will be subject to extreme emotional outburst from cognitive dissonance if uncovered. Or, to have been the victim of such.
2. To successfully obtain domination i.e. to convince victims to assist their oppressors to obtain hegemony willingly within need to resort to active compulsion. Or, to have been the victim of such.
3. To gaslight with politeness. Or, have been a victim as such.
verb (used without object)
swoo-dle-duped, swoo-dle-dup-ing
1. To swoodledupe. Or, to be the target of a swoodledupe.
noun
swoo-dle-dup-er
1. A swoodledupe.
2. A person who swoodledupes.
/s’w’u:d^’ldu:’p/
swoo-duhl-doop
verb (used with object)
swoo-dle-duped, swoo-dle-dup-ing
1. To scam, swindle, or sham with deception of such an extreme magnitude that the victim will be subject to extreme emotional outburst from cognitive dissonance if uncovered. Or, to have been the victim of such.
2. To successfully obtain domination i.e. to convince victims to assist their oppressors to obtain hegemony willingly within need to resort to active compulsion. Or, to have been the victim of such.
3. To gaslight with politeness. Or, have been a victim as such.
verb (used without object)
swoo-dle-duped, swoo-dle-dup-ing
1. To swoodledupe. Or, to be the target of a swoodledupe.
noun
swoo-dle-dup-er
1. A swoodledupe.
2. A person who swoodledupes.
<“The Nazi’s definitely swoodleduped Czerniaków if he
thought suicide was his best and most moral option after selling out his people.”>
<“That narcissistic psychologist is swoodleduping his patients into believing that wasting their time and paying for his bad advice are actually good ideas. So much for ‘Wise Minds’ I guess.”>
<Swoodleduped, the citizens forgot how to relate to eachother and instead were forced to relate to a fascist state for the fulfillment of their every need.>
<“Don’t you dare try to pull any of that fake-woke polite-white swoodleduping shit on me! I know my history and capitalism fundamentally cannot be reformed because it’s a Western corruption of Islamic-economics and has always relied on enslavement and genocide!”>
<Chevron performed a superb swoodledupe when they convinced the people of Richmond, CA that their refinery is worth more to the community than all the poison gas leaks, explosions, ill health, and lack of opportunity.>
<In a grand historical swoodledupe, China fueled the settlement of the Americas and the expansion of the slave trade by selling their luxury goods to conquistadors in exchange for the gold and silver being extracted in the Americas by their slaves.>
<The worst sort of swoodledupe is when we swoodledupe ourselves into believing we can be bystanders to oppression: being a silent witness is the same as being an active perpetrator.>
thought suicide was his best and most moral option after selling out his people.”>
<“That narcissistic psychologist is swoodleduping his patients into believing that wasting their time and paying for his bad advice are actually good ideas. So much for ‘Wise Minds’ I guess.”>
<Swoodleduped, the citizens forgot how to relate to eachother and instead were forced to relate to a fascist state for the fulfillment of their every need.>
<“Don’t you dare try to pull any of that fake-woke polite-white swoodleduping shit on me! I know my history and capitalism fundamentally cannot be reformed because it’s a Western corruption of Islamic-economics and has always relied on enslavement and genocide!”>
<Chevron performed a superb swoodledupe when they convinced the people of Richmond, CA that their refinery is worth more to the community than all the poison gas leaks, explosions, ill health, and lack of opportunity.>
<In a grand historical swoodledupe, China fueled the settlement of the Americas and the expansion of the slave trade by selling their luxury goods to conquistadors in exchange for the gold and silver being extracted in the Americas by their slaves.>
<The worst sort of swoodledupe is when we swoodledupe ourselves into believing we can be bystanders to oppression: being a silent witness is the same as being an active perpetrator.>
swoodledupe by AnthropoceneArchaeopteryx November 30, 2017
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026