Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow

"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide

by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024

Switch Slided

To be unexpectedly tricked by a bait-and-switch into watching, "Ima Gonna be the One" music video by Three Beat Slide. A spiritual cousin of the Rick Roll.

I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!

by Three Beat Slide August 11, 2025