Swisted

Sick & twisted

The stuff we did last week was so swisted! Lets do it again.

Swisted by PaulShelley December 5, 2014

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tick n swisted

a condition of being extremely off the deep end, mentally, in a very socially unacceptable way.
or
just so drunk that when trying to say the phrase "sick and twisted" it comes out "tick n swisted"
or
dyslexic's of the world untie!

Only a tick n swisted person could think of such a cruel punishment like making a dude piss on an electric horse fence.

OR

"Hey, no problemo, man! I meant what you knew! It's a tick n swisted world out there!"

tick n swisted by SmokeyJoe September 11, 2005

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Related Words

Swisted • tick n swisted • Swifted • swissed • swasted • Swished • Swisters • shisted • Swished out • Swissed off

Swasted

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010

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Swissed

To get shot multiple times in which makes you look like "Swiss Cheese"

Thug1: Man my nigga got swissed yesterday.

Thug2: Damn, for real?

Thug1: Hell yeah that nigga gone.

Swissed by FlashyAdidas May 28, 2014

swasted

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

swasted by brett z August 13, 2006

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SwIfted

To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift

(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!

SwIfted by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015

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Swifted

To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.

Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts

Swifted by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013

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