Swish And Flick

Origin = Harry potter

Verb. = ''Sally what are you doing after school today?''

''gonna 'Swish And Flick' myself''

'Swish And Flick' is a term used to describe Female Masturbation, made popular by Harry Potter Puppet Pal's. It is a take-off of the phrase "The Swish and Flick", which is the wrist movement required to preform the Hover Charm. Swish and Flick is also a Wizard rock band.

''oooh, let us go see what Hermione is up too, sounds like she's in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!''
*says in london accent*
*creeps slowly upstairs*
JUMPS>>INTO>>ROOM>>
''um, mum, go away, please....''
SILENCE
WALKS<<DOWN<<STAIRS
*average father* ''what wuz wrong up dere, itz stopped noow''
''she was 'Swish And Flick'-in herself''
AWKWARD SILENCE
''i knew we shouldn't have let her get that wand''

Swish And Flick by SNARRYLOVER_SNAPE/HARRY March 21, 2010

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swish and flicker

a wizard swear.

"swish and flicker - that's my favorite"

swish and flicker by ellimae July 15, 2009

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Swish and Flicked-Her

When the man swishes his penis around inside the girls wet vagina, then flicks his penis on her, sending her pussy juices all over her--Swish and Flicked-Her.

Bob:

My girl was so wet last night I accidentaly swish and flicked-her

Swish and Flicked-Her by nastygirl82 March 30, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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