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Swing batter, Swing 

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata
I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.
Swing batter, Swing by JR DB December 16, 2009
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Swingbaiter 

A couple who, especially in a new friend group or at a party, gives off such a kind, generous, open, and outgoing energy that it is often mistaken for flirting with others.

The couple tends to be two people who are well put together and with a positive attitude and also tend to show very happy and affectionate attention to one another.

The couple is easy to talk to and will usually be the ones to approach a new person to engage them in conversation and can carry the energy of the conversation if need be without being overbearing to the newcomer.
Hey, I think your friends Jackie and Geoff are trying to take me home

Those two? Oh no, they’re just swingbaiters. They are just happy to talk to you but, trust me, they’re only going home with each other.
Swingbaiter by jebbica78 February 15, 2024
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